just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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