i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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