Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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