also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
The air was thick with penises
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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