id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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