I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Randomize
