you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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