you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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