So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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