I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she looked like the before picture.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Randomize
