I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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