I love black thongs
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
