Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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