i can't believe i had my finger in that
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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