what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
She's the barista slut.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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