I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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