u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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