ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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