I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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