covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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