there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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