HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Let's get the cat blown out
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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