bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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