Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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