That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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