This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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