Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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