Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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