Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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