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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.

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(904): View more from Florida

im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?

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(913): View more from Kansas

You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy

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(906): View more from Michigan

Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night

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(443): View more from Maryland

Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended

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