Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
She announced her abortion via fbk
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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