you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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