And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
wow bdsm is so cute
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