The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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