Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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