My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
That accounts for only three of the penises
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Randomize
