Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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