Your tits are I can't wait for
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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