try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
So. Much. Porn.
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