HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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