Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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