The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
lol hangovers are for mortals.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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