Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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