i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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