sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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