I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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