Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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