Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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