Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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