the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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