Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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